This utterly pointless post is brought to you by insomnia and being sick of my LJ calendar displaying December 2005.

Stolen from squidheadjax:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT MUST BE FAKE.

If you want, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

I promised rantage, and now I deliver.

( Tentacle rant for ailetoile )



( Rant about bad fanfiction for slytherinblack )

1. Grab the nearest book.

2. Open the book to page 123.

3. Find the fifth sentence.

4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal...along with these instructions.

5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.


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"These threaded rods were roughly five-eighths of an inch in diameter, and they would leave these holes going right through the concrete."
-Nuclear Witnesses

This book does contain interesting sentences, but that happens not to be one of them. Here's a better one from page 215: "Amidst one of the races I remember somebody couldn't stop his chair quite soon enough and slammed into the control panel and dumped the boron into the dissolver and, you know, destroyed a million and a half dollars worth of uranium." Ahh, good old nuclear reprocessing plant hijinks!

I promised jinxgcp an update, but forgot until today. Now I can continue badgering him for more updates in good conscience. Yay!

1. Comment with any subject that you would like me to rant on, with possible swearing involved. Any subject - I don't even have to agree with it. [That would be more a parody rant, which might be amusing, but not a real rant.]

2. Watch my journal for your rant.

3. Post this in your own journal, so that you may rant for others.

If you don't want to rant, don't let #3 stop you. Ask me to rant anyway.

This site makes me very, very happy. Harriet was my childhood hero.

Link 1: In Which the Proper Use of The Sims 2 is Displayed

Link 2: In Which We Indulge Our Fantasies Without Getting Arrested (Or Even Getting Off Our Lazy Asses)*




* - Go for the perfect 10!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ETA: Note that the only part of the site still under construction is the "Story" section. Because the pastede on yay! plot will be essential to the target audience's enjoyment of this anime. *nods*

Yes, I know, I've broken my promise to update every week, ailetoile, but your friendslist is the better for it. It's been an extremely dull summer, and I doubt you want to read all about my computer problems or RPing.

( Semi-accurate quiz results in place of interesting content! The joy! )

To anyone on my friendslist who writes, I'm available for beta reading again. I'll have plenty of free time for the next several months.